I have been asked over and over to start a blog and write a book. So I guess we will start here with the blog. I am still amazed that people like to read about the ridiculousness of an ordinary day in the sky. People often ask about the craziest experience and those are hard to pinpoint so I will share my grossest!
       We were flying from LAX to Denver and of course there was a long line for the bathroom. A woman from India and her husband came back and asked me to bang on the door and tell the person to get out so the husband could use the lav! I told her no I was not going to do that! She continued to angrily tell me to bang on the door so they could go. Please understand there was a bit of a language barrier! As we are talking I look down and there is a LARGE brown puddle forming around the mans feet. My eyes got huge and I gasped because...poop is gross! As soon as the person comes out of the lav I let them cut in line. They walked away as if nothing had happened. NOTHING!!! But clearly something did. There was a large puddle on my floor! I am not sure what this man ate but I have never I mean NEVER smelled anything as bad as this! The smell went through the entire cabin! People were asking for oxygen and using the safety cards to fan themselves. We put the kitty litter, and coffee grounds on it threw a blanket over it and apologized to well everyone! We handed out I am sorry cards and made them take the plane out of service to be decontaminated when we got to Denver! Don't get me wrong I felt terrible for the poor man! I gave him a blanket to sit on and had I known what was going to happen I may have banged on the door and told the people to get out!